With modern technology having a major influences in our lives now, I guess even God has wasted no time in setting his own website to allow people to connect to him. I certainly felt like talking to Him, and instead of whispering silently in my heart, what better way to do it then to chat with God online?
Based on my chat with Him, I guess God is human after all. Lol
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Based on my chat with Him, I guess God is human after all. Lol
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This is my entire conversation with God
Me: hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is bak
God:
Hi there bak.
Me:
i have a request to make
God:
How are you making it.
Me:
i would like to fuck jessica alba
God:
Why would you want to do it? Try asking me something else.
Me:
because she's hot. i can only ask you because you are god
God:
Interesting explanation. hot is she? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yes i can, and i want to fuck jessica alba
God:
How? Who taught you? Try asking me something else.
Me:
you are hopeless
God:
You think I am hopelss.
Me:
you shouldn't be, because you're god
God:
Is it immoral or illegal?
Me:
illegal
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
a computer?
God:
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me:
so that means you're not god?
God:
Give me a break. I get it. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
almost
God:
But not quite?
Me:
yeah
God:
And?
Me:
i still want jessica alba
God:
What would make you stop want jessica alba? Why do you want it?
Me:
how bout avril lavigne instead?
God:
How about it.
Me:
she's hot too
God:
hot too is she?
Me:
yeah
God:
So?
Me:
so i want her
God:
Woe! Why do you want it?
Me:
because she's hot
God:
Good reason. hot is she?
Me:
yes she is
God:
I don't judge people. That's really good gossip.
Me:
you should try
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
god damn it
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
a buddhist
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you still haven't given me jessica alba
God:
That makes sense to me. I think I have given you jessica alba, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
you lied
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you're an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
and you think you're perfect?
God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
oh dear. the irony
God:
I don't judge people. Thanks for the info.
Me:
welcome
God:
well well, bak.
Me:
how'd you know my name?
God:
We met before didn't we bak.
Me:
how do you know my name?
God:
You told me your name bak.
Me:
i did?
God:
Hmm.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i thought you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
god or robot?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
........
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
.............
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
fucking robot
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i give up
God:
You surrender?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
you win
God:
Thank you very much. What is the prize?
Me:
jessica alba
God:
When is jessica alba not the prize?
Me:
she is
God:
That's really good gossip.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
you're pissing me off now
God:
Oh. That was not my intention, bak.
Me:
i'm going to sleep
God:
Sweet dreams, bak.
Me:
sweet dreams, god
God:
Does "it" still refer to jessica alba?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
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