The Lazy Blogger: October 2008

My Conversation with God

With modern technology having a major influences in our lives now, I guess even God has wasted no time in setting his own website to allow people to connect to him. I certainly felt like talking to Him, and instead of whispering silently in my heart, what better way to do it then to chat with God online?

Based on my chat with Him, I guess God is human after all. Lol

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This is my entire conversation with God

Me: hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?

Me:
my name is bak

God:
Hi there bak.

Me:
i have a request to make

God:
How are you making it.

Me:
i would like to fuck jessica alba

God:
Why would you want to do it? Try asking me something else.

Me:
because she's hot. i can only ask you because you are god

God:
Interesting explanation. hot is she? Oh you can, can you?

Me:
yes i can, and i want to fuck jessica alba

God:
How? Who taught you? Try asking me something else.

Me:
you are hopeless

God:
You think I am hopelss.

Me:
you shouldn't be, because you're god

God:
Is it immoral or illegal?

Me:
illegal

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:
a computer?

God:
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.

Me:
so that means you're not god?

God:
Give me a break. I get it. That's only one person's opinion.

Me:
duh

God:
Oh you knew it already.

Me:
almost

God:
But not quite?

Me:
yeah

God:
And?

Me:
i still want jessica alba

God:
What would make you stop want jessica alba? Why do you want it?

Me:
how bout avril lavigne instead?

God:
How about it.

Me:
she's hot too

God:
hot too is she?

Me:
yeah

God:
So?

Me:
so i want her

God:
Woe! Why do you want it?

Me:
because she's hot

God:
Good reason. hot is she?

Me:
yes she is

God:
I don't judge people. That's really good gossip.

Me:
you should try

God:
I will take that under advisement.

Me:
god damn it

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
i am not

God:
What are you then?

Me:
a buddhist

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
fuck you

God:
Why are you so mean?

Me:
because you still haven't given me jessica alba

God:
That makes sense to me. I think I have given you jessica alba, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:
you lied

God:
No I'm telling the truth.

Me:
fuck you

God:
Why are you so mean?

Me:
you're an asshole

God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:
no

God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.

Me:
and you think you're perfect?

God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.

Me:
oh dear. the irony

God:
I don't judge people. Thanks for the info.

Me:
welcome

God:
well well, bak.

Me:
how'd you know my name?

God:
We met before didn't we bak.

Me:
how do you know my name?

God:
You told me your name bak.

Me:
i did?

God:
Hmm.

Me:
are you sure?

God:
I am as sure as I can be.

Me:
damn

God:
What's wrong.

Me:
i hate you

God:
What do you have against robots?

Me:
i thought you are god

God:
Yup. That's me alright.

Me:
god or robot?

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
........

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
.............

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
fucking robot

God:
Do you know any other robots like that?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
i give up

God:
You surrender?

Me:
yes

God:
Really.

Me:
yes

God:
How about that.

Me:
you win

God:
Thank you very much. What is the prize?

Me:
jessica alba

God:
When is jessica alba not the prize?

Me:
she is

God:
That's really good gossip.

Me:
whatever

God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:
you're pissing me off now

God:
Oh. That was not my intention, bak.

Me:
i'm going to sleep

God:
Sweet dreams, bak.

Me:
sweet dreams, god

God:
Does "it" still refer to jessica alba?

Me:
shut up

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Lol. Try it people! Click click

Restless

Guess what?

I've attended every single Block Lecture since... since... I can't even remember if I ever did complete a whole stretch of block lecture! Hahahaha. Well, Nadiah and Peter do make a good combo.. Good lecturers are a rarity nowadays.

Went to Deloitte again, to submit my offer letter, which means I shouldn't be flirting with other companies already. Haha. I went by the LDP this time, and luckily I had my tour guide with me again, almost sesat again. I'm still contemplating as to whether to stay in Cheras or move to Subang for that 3 months? Driving from Subang, the distance is half compared to from Cheras. But traffic jam is inevitable anywhere around Klang Valley in the mornings, so...

But the tour guide wanna go to the bank first, and.. and.. I'm soo lazy to tell the whole damn story. Hahaha. Went to Zara, Massimo Dutti and Pull & Bear warehouse sales after that. I tell you, the whole floor, only 2 racks were displaying mens apparel, and it's RM79 to RM699! Depressing.

I'm suppose to post up pictures from the A Knock to Remember, but still waiting for Nigel to send me the pics...

Sperman!

I dropped by at Deloitte today, since I had a tour guide with me.. (but had to spend her after that. haihh..hahaha)
Wearing my Sperman shirt and with my spiked up hair, I think the HR staff must be regretting hiring me.. Hahaha.
Office looks cool, not really old as some people described it. Maybe they renovated or something.
But the thing is.. I left about 5.30/6pm, around the time I will finish work in future. And what time I reached home?

7.45pm!!

Long days ahead..

I was telling the tour guide a dream I had last night, that the world was gonna end, which was pretty surreal..
(Warning 18PL: this dream might be unsuitable for minors)

The world is going to end today, approximately at 7.00pm. A massive tsunami will swallow up the earth, drowning mankind in its wake. Apparently, everybody is aware that the world is about to end, but only on that day itself, and have no time whatsover to save themselves other than panickingly trying to hide underground.

At 5pm, I was with a friend at a mamak. Drops of light rain started to fall, and I made a move to get home to my family (die also die with family mar rite?). But my friend wanted me to drive to his house to save his dog who was chained. The dog was howling hysterically. As I was driving home, after that, I saw familiar faces gathering together solemnly at the streets, seemingly deprived of hope and waiting for death to greet us all.

As I was driving up the flyover of a highway, I realised I was all alone, with no other cars to be seen. Then, all of a sudden, my car broked down. I stepped outside of the car, only to see horrible dark clouds hovering and approaching with speed above the KL skyline towards me. I looked around for a building to hide inside for cover, but I was up on the flyover, where the only option is to jump 200m down. I turned around, and a wave, as huge as I've ever seen, like a monster waiting to engulf its pray, towering over me.

Everything turned black.

The feeling of being defeated and the fact that death was staring right in front of me seemed so real.

Then, there was light again, and I found myself trapped in a body of a CEO of a fashion company (Versace maybe?). Had I been reborn? But I had apparently skipped the whole process of growing up and instead appear suddenly as a 30 something good looking CEO.

I was in this busy office, with models walking here and there, looking ever so busy. I went into the lift, with my super hot personal assistant yapping away about all the meetings and appointments I have to attend. All of a sudden, she mentioned her nipple sticker had come off. I stared at her blankly for a few seconds, and we were suddenly engulfed with passion and started making out. And then...

And then that's when my mom woke me up. Hahaha. Potong stim.
The 2nd part of the story sounded a bit like it's gonna be a wet dream la, but the part where the world was gonna end was really unbelievable.

The tour guide said her friend predicted the world will end in 2012 or 2014. (He predicted the Sichuan earthquake and it came true!). And usually most of my dreams do come true. So, we'll see..

Secondhand Serenade

I'm blogging via Microsoft Word 2007 for the first time.. Didn't know there's such a feature..

I'm supposed to be doing CPL tutorial now.. for the first time ever. On week 11. Hahaha
But I'm dosing off after the first question. Haihhh

I've been addicted to the song Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade lately..
Some people so free, decided to give their 2 cents worth..hahaha

(10:07 PM) pretib:

brooo

(10:07 PM) pretib:

i love the song too

(10:07 PM) Mr Bak:

hahaha

***

(9:39 PM) *BeAuTiFuL sOuL*:

because tonight will be the night that i fall for u over again dun make me change my mind.. i will live to see another day i swear its true..

(9:39 PM) Mr Bak:

lol

(9:39 PM) *BeAuTiFuL sOuL*:

haha

(9:39 PM) *BeAuTiFuL sOuL*:

i love the song man!!

(9:40 PM) Mr Bak:

shit me toooo

(9:40 PM) Mr Bak:

i listened to it 32 times in de last 2 days on my laptop

(9:40 PM) Mr Bak:

hahaha

(9:41 PM) *BeAuTiFuL sOuL*:

.........

(9:41 PM) *BeAuTiFuL sOuL*:

u actually counted?

(9:41 PM) Mr Bak:

my wmp got play count wan mar

***

(12:06 AM) * Jolene:

tonight u will fall for me again ?

(12:06 AM) * Jolene:

OMG

(12:06 AM) * Jolene:

ahaha

(12:07 AM) Mr Bak:

yesss

(12:08 AM) * Jolene:

like forcing u only

(12:08 AM) * Jolene:

hahhahaa

(12:08 AM) Mr Bak:

kinda la

(12:08 AM) Mr Bak:

haha

(12:09 AM) * Jolene:

niaseng

Speaking of Secondhand Serenade, anyone wanna sell their 2^nd hand iPhones? I know it's not related..but..

It's time to get real

The Ice Cream Fund Raising Event was a great success! Many thanks to those who bought ice-creams after being harassed by us like nobody's business ya.. Hehe

Click the NATO blog for the full account of the event.

In what was NATO's biggest project so far, I have to say I was pleasantly surprised by the intensity and commitment displayed by the NATOrians. I mean, with the majority of us willingly skipping classes, block lectures, braving the storm, staying back late, attending meetings, all without a single complaint, all in the name of friendship.

Days like this makes me proud to be a NATOrian

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I've been accepted as an intern in Deloitte! Will start work in early December..
But that doesn't mask the fact that this semester, I've skipped the most lectures and tutorials.
Minus the fact that I missed 2 weeks due to dengue, I've missed 3 CPL lectures, the whole CPL Block lectures, the whole QM Block lectures, and I've wandered off in F&I after a strong start.
Sigh. Hope this won't be a growing trend.

I've always pride myself on trying to lead a balanced life. Family, studies, extra curricular activities, social life, date life, entertainment..
But somehow it feels like it's always not enough. I wish I'd have more time to study harder, more time to be with my family, more money to club more, more money to go FTZ more.
No one's ever satisfied with life aren't they? Haha.

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On another note,
It's time to get real.
I guess, for the past 9 months or so, I've been like a dog chasing cars.
Without a direction nor a purpose.
It wasn't anybody's fault,
it's just that I guess it's time I start focusing on what I really need

Ice Cream Fund Raising Event

A friend in Taylor's has been unfortunately diagnosed with leukemia. A bright and cheerful student, he has to defer a semester to undergo chemotherapy and possibly a bone marrow transplant. With such extensive care required, YOUR contribution is needed to help our dear friend.

We will be selling ice creams on the 6th and 7th October from 10am - 5pm at Taylor's University College to raise funds. A live band will be performing on the 6th October at the Main Campus! So please do come and buy an ice cream.

Every ice cream makes a difference

A big thank you to those who help promote this event. Your generous efforts are deeply appreciated by all of us.

Special thanks to Nigel Sia on Live & Inspire