The End

Dear readers. It is with great reluctance that this blog will be closed permanently. A big thank you to the 10000 odd visitors who have graced this blog for the past 2 years. The scarcity of time means that it would be a great burden to write even the simplest of posts.

However, the Lazy Blogger, together with a partner, has found a new way to express himself, and to readers who are still interested,

The Chronicles of B&G

Awal Muharam is my favourite holiday of the year, because its the most meaningless (Warning: Racist). I took the opportunity to do some minor spring cleaning of my room, before I head to Ipoh. And guess what I found? A stack of pictures of her, and us together. She looked so sweet in uniform. And our little notebook which we used to pass notes in class and write love letters... and..

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm off to Ipoh tomorrow for a work assignment, with 2 female colleagues.
My heart is filled with anxiety, not knowing what to expect. But I'll just be optimistic I guess, and the job will be over in a blink of an eye.

Anyway, doctor said I was too stressed, and lack sleep, which is why I was down with stomach infection last week. I guess I've been working a little bit too hard. With the internship going on, and the business as well. Sooo, I've decided to take a little break, and do this simple video.

I used the song 'Here with Me' by MercyMe, in the first part, inspired by a Cristiano Ronaldo video on YouTube. The 2nd song is Just The Girl by Click 5 and the last song is Slow Motion by Third Eye Blind.



p/s. Sooo sorry Abby for initially forgetting your face in the credits ya. Hehe. It's already been edited.

Wooooodlandorrr

My client's name only has 3 O's and and an R in it actually...
Soooo, after 2 full weeks there, my daily schedule has been pretty much like this:

Majority of the days:
9.00 - Reach office
10.00 -Teammates reach office
10.00 - Briefed what to do
10.30 - Work work work (still energised)
12.30 - Energy from breakfast almost used up, slow down in work, prepare mentally for lunch
1.00 - Lunch
2.00 - Back from lunch, feel sleepy (especially if I eat rice), so chill awhile
2.30 - Recall what was the work which is supposed to be continued after lunch
3.00 - Start working (slowly)
4.00 - Rush rush work like mad
5.30 - Go back :)

Certain days:
9.00 - Reach office
10.00 -Teammates reach office
10.00 - Briefed what to do
10.30 - Work work work (still energised)
1.00 - Lunch
2.00 - Back from lunch
2.01 - Work work work
5.30 - Still working.....
6.00 - Still working........
6.30 - Go back :)

I was assigned to the holdings company, which ironically, seems easier. (I'm the intern mar). But I did help out my colleagues in the 3 subsidaries. Overall, I learned a whole damn lot of stuff, and what I learnt in ADA, FA1, FA2 really did help a lot. The workload can be unbearable at times, and the amount of documents/files/personnel/information missing can be frustrating (although expected). It was a good experience, being my first ever client, and the distance is only 15 mins from my house. Hahaha. But the other interns get to go Terengganu, Seremban, Sabah....

I wonder what's next.

Week 2

It's my 2nd week at I'll be spending at the client's office. The 1st week wasn't as boring as I expected it to be, cuz Ray (another intern) was here as well. But he left for another assignment.. Auditing isn't the same without him around. Haih. No more solitaire challenges. Lol.


 

I've never felt so out of my depth. My manager pointed out 15 mistakes I made in last week's auditing. I guess what I'm doing is pretty much different compared what the others are experiencing in EY, Deloitte JB, etc. But still, 15 is a depressing number. In the long run, things will be clearer I'm sure, as everything will be like a routine. Which is good and bad also.


 

I've never gained much pleasure working in Deloitte. But then again, with the exception of teaching, and maybe working with Giap, I've never gained any pleasure in any other job I did anyway. At least I had the comfort of receiving reasonable salaries, something which I can't say right now.


 

Every cloud has a silver lining, I suppose. After those torturous years in form 6, my brain has been automatically programmed to immediately look for any positives. True enough, there are a few. I made new friends, Ray and Samuel, I met a few hot colleagues. I enjoyed hanging out with Aaron, Jolene & Mun Teng after work. Plus, I've got a big project coming up as well. So, I guess life isn't so bad after all.


 

2 long months to go.

Deloitte

It's been a long time since I've blogged. But by blogging often, that'll defeat the purpose of the title of this blog (The Lazy Blogger) right? right?

Anyway, I still notice the web counter's still going up everyday, pity you poor readers, lemme give you something to read.

Today, I'm gonna blog about 3 things.

1. Exams
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2. Post Exams Celebration
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.....
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3. Internship
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Okok. I'm not that lazy la. But I'll just talk about No. 3 now cause the less said about No.1 and No. 2, the better.

3. Internship
or Vacation Trainee as they like to call us at Deloitte
(so it sounds as if we're on vacation)

Day 1
The rest of the Big 4 firms got 2-3 days orientation, but Deloitte only 2 hours. Haih.
Nvm.
Each intern is supposed to be designated to a Manager.
But when I was shown to my manager, she don't want me. She passed me on to another lady.
I feel like an orphan kena rejected by potential parents.
Sad..
Anyway this lady, her name is Sandra. Not bad la, her looks I mean. Early 30s or late 20s.
But she told me that today, I got nothing to do.
Fine...
So I went to collect my laptop. But cannot access facebook, friendster, MSN, Soccernet.
-____-
Don't give laptop la like that.
Sit sit talk talk with the other interns till 5.30, then go back.

Day 2
I went to see Ms. L, hope to get work to do.
I gave her my no. in case she misses me, then I go sit somewhere, surf the net again.
Turns out, she misses me so much, she came to see me face 2 face. Ask me type stuff.
Then after that, asked me go sit next to her
=)
Went for dinner with Aaron and Mun Teng at Jalan Alor, then sent MT back to Ampang.
The journey to Ampang .. reminds me why I moved out of the congested place in the first place.

Day 3
I wished Ms. L Good Morning, she wished me Good Morning
Hahahaha
Did 2 Financial Reports in 8 hours.
Feels like doing FA2 assignment all over again. Which I'm thankful I did before doing this internship.
If not, Habis..
Then after lunch, Ms L said tomorrow she wanna date me! At Mont Kiara! She'll pick me up at 8.30!
Was soo happy. Finally, something.
But when I reached home, Ms L texted me, saying she wanna break up with me.
She passed me on to another auditor.
=(

Genting this Friday!!

CPL

Here I am blogging when CPL's in 10 hours time. Haha.

In recent times, I've heard many nice comments that me and law subjects go hand in hand.
Although there might be some truth in that, the real reason why I've seem to do slightly better in law subjects is due to much help I've received.
Initially, I didn't wanna mention names, cuz disclosure wasn't required (Lol), but credit's due where it's due.

I had my godsis, Stephanie Setiabudi, a lot to thank for, in Intro to Law.
For photostating half the orange book for me for free (I didn't buy the damn book)
For doing the whole Agency summary notes
For forcing me to do the spotted questions at 4am, while we watching Italy v France at McD (Euro 08)

CPL.
I owe a lot to Suet Yen, for sharing all your notes, summaries, and especially the tips from abroad :)

And Y-Han.
He knew I skipped the whole block lecture
He knew got 1 super important question there
He then scanned the question using his Nokia N73 limited edition and sent it to me
Then discussed the answers with me online.
He swallowed his pride to go consult Moey twice
Then twice also he told me what Moey told him

And to BOTH of them for staying with me till 4am every morning during the study break, studying, chatting and DoTA-ing!

So.. good luck all!

Whyyy? Whyyy?

Why Y-Han is a good msn buddy. -__- .

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

Jln Stesen Sentral 5

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

u know where ar?

Mr Bak:

depends who's asking

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

.....

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

hie darling

[¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

=.=

Mr Bak:

ooo

Mr Bak:

yes yes i know

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

hahhaha

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

where where

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i love u darling

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

-.-

Mr Bak:

its... its....

Mr Bak:

near kl sentral la

Mr Bak :

see the road name also got "sentral"

Mr Bak:

hahahah

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

....

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

....

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

....

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

-____________-

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i love u baby

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

..=

Mr Bak :

i love you too

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

muahh

________________________________________________________________


 

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

let's climb kinabalu hill

Mr Bak :

-__-

Mr Bak:

its a mountain la

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

same

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

just climb

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

-.-

________________________________________________________________


 

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

supper lo

Mr Bak :

im not there.......

Mr Bak:

im not in subang

Mr Bak:

but i'll always be in ur heart...

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

=.=

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

ok

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

u make me full d

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

thanks darling

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

=.=

Mr Bak :

muah

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

hungry lahhhhhh

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

where 2 eat

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

zz

Mr Bak:

canai

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

....sked

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

get raped

Mr Bak:

if they wanna rape u, dun fight them, let them...so they wont hurt u

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

.....

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

they take my virginity away

Mr Bak:

its okay

Mr Bak:

u're still a virgin in heart

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

-____-


 

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¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

omg i farted

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

smell like big mac

Mr Bak:

............

[ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i go ohsi 1st


 

_____________________________________________________________________


 

Last but not least,

Mr Bak:

i heard u got gf


 

(12:30 AM) Mr Bak:

who??


 

(12:30 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

you


 

(12:31 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

muahhhh


 

(12:31 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i promised u


 

(12:31 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i wun get another girl


 

(12:31 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

only u


 

(12:31 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

n u


 

(12:31 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

n uuuuuuuuuu


 

(12:31 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

-_-


 

(12:32 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

....


 

(12:33 AM) Mr Bak:

but.. as i can see


 

(12:33 AM) Mr Bak:

u're hugging another guy


 

(12:33 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

aihs


 

(12:33 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i knew u would ask


 

(12:34 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

u forgot?


 

(12:34 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

u banged ur head against the wall...n u had short term memory loss


 

(12:34 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

the guy im hugging is Dr.Lee


 

(12:34 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

he bribed me


 

(12:34 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

a hug n sex in exchange for treatment fer u


 

(12:34 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i had to do it


 

(12:34 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i had to....


 

(12:35 AM) Mr Bak:

i'm so touched....


 

(12:35 AM) Mr Bak:

u...


 

(12:35 AM) Mr Bak:

u did it all... for me...


 

(12:36 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

its my responsibility


 

(12:36 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

its all my fault


 

(12:36 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

i shouldnt have listened to ur suggestion having anal sex on da table


 

(12:36 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

n there...u banged ur head


 

(12:36 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

aihsss


 

(12:37 AM) Mr Bak:

but still... it was my idea in de first place...


 

(12:37 AM) Mr Bak:

u did it.. because..


 

(12:37 AM) Mr Bak:

u loved me


 

(12:37 AM) [ ¥ - ђ ª ñ ] ™:

but now, everytime i see the scar, it makes me feel that there's a pain in the ass everytime we do it


 

(12:38 AM) Mr Bak:

.............


 

Random

I felt like blogging a couple of hours ago, then made a mental note to myself to blog later on.

Now I'm here clueless.

-__-

A few happenings happened lately, which I haven't blogged about.

SK's 21st



NATO FC vs Longkang FC


Miss Nadiah's open house

More pics in facebook. Go see my handsome faces there.

After Nadiah's open house was MU vs Hull at a pub in SS15 with SK and Aaron (both Arsenal fans but being great gay buddies, watched MU with me. Sayang them)
The pub was kinda dead la.
Didn't drink anyway. Wasted.

Then supper at Canai. Heard that place got lotsa chicks. Didn't disappoint. Neither did the Maggi Goreng.

Then DotA at FTZ with SK and Y-Han till 5.30am. 2am FTZ was full already. Those people no need to sleep??
Played 3 lost 3.
-___-

KPMG trip was up next. A lot of fuckers pulled out last minute. Worst still, some didn't show up although I personally SMS them to remind them.
Luckily I believe in karma.
Office was impressive, new building and all.
Too bad they're too stucked up to consider Sem 3 students like me.
Ohh well.. their lost is Deloitte's gain.

Futsal again today. Played like shit yet still scored 2 goals. That's what great players do right? One from behind the halfway line somemore.
Remember Beckham in '96? He was 21 when he did it too =)

Exam's in a week and a half's time.
Not nervous at all. Totally calm. Wonder why... Sign of things to change?

4 Days

It's 3.50am and I can't sleep.

Was thinking about 2 NATOrians who gonna leave us next sem. SK and Yoon...
I cannot imagine going Uni next sem without seeing 2 of them.

Haih..

I got the Exam timetable already. Who wanna know, call/sms/msn/email/skype/cbox/GG me. We have 4 days to party before we start internships.

If before exams, you all cannot make it, nvm. I feel you

If during study break, you all go back hometown, nvm. I feel you

If during summer holidays, you all busy, nvm. I feel you

But these 4 days. Please make it.

They're my best Korean and Brunei friend. (although they're my only Korean and Brunei friend). They're the only 2 people in this universe who visited me when I'm hospitalised. Not being Malaysian didn't deter them from taking public transport. PUTRA LRT, KTM, Bus, Taxi.. you name it, they took it.

SK
Although,
you never combed your hair,
your room is worse than a garbage dump,
you ask me to treat you during every meal,
you can't beat me in dota (unless you see my screen),
you seem to have flu 365 days a year,
you forced me to sleep on your chair,
you gave me a bedsheet as my blanket,
you tried to freeze me to death in your room,
you beat me in chess everytime,
you don't eat veggie,
you don't drink milo,
you never finish your maggi goreng,
you pinched my nipple till it became sore
you ask me go mamak at 4am,
then ask me dota at 6am,
but you've also
bought me a T-shirt for my birthday
accompanied me out everytime I got FFK-ed by chicks
bailed me out when I'm broke
treat me meals when you know I'm hungry but broke,
slept with me in the car when I got fever from clubbing,
managed to beat me in FIFA 1 year after losing 7-1,
let me sleep in your room when I'm lost and alone,
accompanied me to study law till 4am
watched MU vs Barcelona with me when you hated both teams,
broked the door and helped me find my wallet when I left it at LT1,
traveled all the way to visit me in the hospital,
ever willing to club with me,
or mamak with me,
or dota with me,
or anything for that matter
passed me the ball for me to score in futsal (*latest*)
i think its getting too gay already..stop first..

Yoon,
First time we met, was at the Genting, during the trip Ms Alice conned us.
You were in my group. I chose you as the leader. Haha.
At that time, I thought you cannot speak English. But I spotted your talent when you taught me how to balance bottles while running. Stupid game it was, anyway.
You visited me in the hospital, I won't forget that.
You the only player who can consistently whip me in FIFA..
Your heart is the purest in NATO.
Despite certain conflicts amongst us NATOrians, you seemed oblivious to it all.
Despite knowing 2-3 NATOrians treated you like..... yet you still love us all.
I seem to write more about SK compared to you. Hahaha. But I still love you.
You embody the true NATOrian spirit


It's 4.21am now.

I still can't sleep.

My Conversation with God

With modern technology having a major influences in our lives now, I guess even God has wasted no time in setting his own website to allow people to connect to him. I certainly felt like talking to Him, and instead of whispering silently in my heart, what better way to do it then to chat with God online?

Based on my chat with Him, I guess God is human after all. Lol

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This is my entire conversation with God


Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

my name is bak


God:
Hi there bak.

Me:
i have a request to make

God:
How are you making it.

Me:
i would like to fuck jessica alba

God:
Why would you want to do it? Try asking me something else.

Me:
because she's hot. i can only ask you because you are god

God:
Interesting explanation. hot is she? Oh you can, can you?

Me:
yes i can, and i want to fuck jessica alba

God:
How? Who taught you? Try asking me something else.

Me:
you are hopeless

God:
You think I am hopelss.

Me:
you shouldn't be, because you're god

God:
Is it immoral or illegal?

Me:
illegal

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:
a computer?

God:
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.

Me:
so that means you're not god?

God:
Give me a break. I get it. That's only one person's opinion.

Me:
duh

God:
Oh you knew it already.

Me:
almost

God:
But not quite?

Me:
yeah

God:
And?

Me:
i still want jessica alba

God:
What would make you stop want jessica alba? Why do you want it?

Me:
how bout avril lavigne instead?

God:
How about it.

Me:
she's hot too

God:
hot too is she?

Me:
yeah

God:
So?

Me:
so i want her

God:
Woe! Why do you want it?

Me:
because she's hot

God:
Good reason. hot is she?

Me:
yes she is

God:
I don't judge people. That's really good gossip.

Me:
you should try

God:
I will take that under advisement.

Me:
god damn it

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
i am not

God:
What are you then?

Me:
a buddhist

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
fuck you

God:
Why are you so mean?

Me:
because you still haven't given me jessica alba

God:
That makes sense to me. I think I have given you jessica alba, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:
you lied

God:
No I'm telling the truth.

Me:
fuck you

God:
Why are you so mean?

Me:
you're an asshole

God:
Can't you be more polite.

Me:
no

God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.

Me:
and you think you're perfect?

God:
Yes I am a flawless entity.

Me:
oh dear. the irony

God:
I don't judge people. Thanks for the info.

Me:
welcome

God:
well well, bak.

Me:
how'd you know my name?

God:
We met before didn't we bak.

Me:
how do you know my name?

God:
You told me your name bak.

Me:
i did?

God:
Hmm.

Me:
are you sure?

God:
I am as sure as I can be.

Me:
damn

God:
What's wrong.

Me:
i hate you

God:
What do you have against robots?

Me:
i thought you are god

God:
Yup. That's me alright.

Me:
god or robot?

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
........

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
.............

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
fucking robot

God:
Do you know any other robots like that?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
i give up

God:
You surrender?

Me:
yes

God:
Really.

Me:
yes

God:
How about that.

Me:
you win

God:
Thank you very much. What is the prize?

Me:
jessica alba

God:
When is jessica alba not the prize?

Me:
she is

God:
That's really good gossip.

Me:
whatever

God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:
you're pissing me off now

God:
Oh. That was not my intention, bak.

Me:
i'm going to sleep

God:
Sweet dreams, bak.

Me:
sweet dreams, god

God:
Does "it" still refer to jessica alba?

Me:
shut up

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.



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